"My professor had a stroke and is in critical condition" said Jewy
"Oh wow. What causes strokes?" I asked innocently
"It's a bunch of factors"
I roll my eyes. Doctors are sooo annoying. "Just give me a straight answer"
"You want me to break it down for you? Okay. Cerebrovascular accident something-something gibberish blood vessel clot burst. It's not just one thing. It's multifactorial. So if for example someone had hypertension balderdash gibberish different from aneurysm something something"