Today I made a side salad to go with our dinner - lettuce, tomatoes, apples and a raspberry vinaigrette.
Jewy ignored it.
Later she accused me of not eating any apples. I told her I had - in the salad that she had ignored.
"Pasko" said Jewy. "Ewo ni ti ewe? By the way, this your American Apple. It's hard like yam."
That actually, is so true. I've hurt my gums biting into macintosh apples here before.